Tell me im your national anthem

greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

penice:

let’s just talk about how there are pictures of me asleep in various bathrooms in my old highschool

like seriously

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

have you ever looked through your own blog and been like “damn this is some good shit”

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

snuggalo:

forcing yourself to not be jealous over something

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

peturparkur:

everdeens:

We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle

im not sure how

but i can see it

swagchat:

haliebrooke99:

swagchat:

man salads are the best thing in the world

Man, salads

no man salads

inkerdoodle:

excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

s-erene-shores:

i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people

fuckyeahdragontales:

my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix? 

me:

runsleepygirl:

closer-each-day:

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr